Introduction

[Sophia1]

Yawn corset wearing waitress and two guns tonys

Toon town with no toons

a little like the pub with no beer

busy with renovations? As in?

Glad that you enjoyed the cannolis @Oaktree 

are you quite sure that you ate them all?

Might visit after sunrise

lioness off prowling now

 nite folks

[Oaktree]

@Sophia1 

Go out back and see cook, she’ll give you a fresh steak or two.

Now as for the entertainment, you may have noticed that we have an old piano in the corner. However, Hank the piano player lost in a duel 3 nights ago so now we are making do with cards.

As for all the money, @tonys gambles it away. He may cheat but he still doesn’t win. Did I mention that he drinks. You may find hidden treasure in a cave somewhere but it’s not too likely.

Meggle

[tonys]

Sounds like youve been diggin in the council archives.  Think a few may have got pulled but they did stay up a day or two.  A pleasant change.

Think  the mainland turn a bit of a blind eye.   While I'm busy in this town,  least I'm not   wreaking havoc in the bible belt.    Now   Before ya start,  .  . .  Dont get me wrong folks .  I like the 

bible as much as the next feller.   But ya gotta soak it in tobacca juice for a week before ya can digest it.  .  . .

Um   @Sophia1   You want a leg or a wing.

Gimme    a bottle.  .  .    I'm a going. . .    upstairs..   nite   ya all.      @Oaktree  some respect 

please,   use a hanky.  .  . !

[tonys]

Brilliant  ,    Your stepping into character ,   and I'm laughing my head off.   

Onya     @Oaktree   .   Light relief,  a belly laugh,  aint that so much better

than day after day  grey  skies  and drizzle.   

Thankyou Meggle and    @Sophia1 ,   and who'd a thought the senoritas would run the 

hombre's  outta town,  blushing. . .   well    done    ladies.

Now if we could put this in a pill and sell it to the world. . .   who  knows

Sleep well ladies..    tonys twoguns

[tonys]

https://youtu.be/RAwu30MWHH8        @Oaktree    @Oaktree    @LeChuck 

Arrrr   ahhh   I  need   another    drink . . .   Burrrp   Faaar  . . t  er     mother   . . .

where am I.  .  .      snoore . . .    tonys twoguns.

[Oaktree]

Goodnight @tonys and @Sophia1 

See you in the morning light. Don’t let the bedbugs bite (we have big ones)!

Meggle

[Oaktree]

Where is everybody? 
The morning light is here and it’s all quiet on the western front! I can hear the sound of the rats under the floorboards. 
Oh here comes a stranger.

Howdy Mister, you are now deputy Sheriff just till our real Sheriff gets back. Your first job is to find @tonys . He’s been up to no good again. But be careful he’s gone and got himself a lioness as protection, @Sophia1 . The lioness has been prowlng throughout the night and now she lies sleeping in the saloon! Cook has been offering her tid bits of steak so she won’t eat the customers. Last nights glasses lay strewn around the saloon. What has Meggle the waitress been up to? She hasn’t done her job cleaning up. Look here she comes now, dressed in another purple corset. Purple is her favourite colour. Hey Meggle, you had better start cleaning up this hell hole. A few drunks still lay sleeping on the tables in the corners. Ok, ok she says! I have been getting my beauty sleep. No rest for the wicked!

Meggle

[tonys]

@Oaktree    @Sophia1     @HenryX    Howdy  partners.   I'm  still livin folks.   Old lady across the street begrudgingly agreed to lend me her liver   "permanently"   So   stiches are a little tender,  but, . . .  I  bottle ,  4 glasses ,    deal, . . .   err better make that  2  bottles.

How's  yer day been folks..     Easters my favourite time,    means  chocolate.

chocolate means cavities.    And folks ,  It just so happens that ive got a used buggy yard,

just around the corner.  We,   I also do   T V   repair,  and dentistry is. . . maaa  . . specialty. .

I mean I  actually   enjoy it.   Course we take out more gold than we put in.  . . . .

but don't trival me about the details. .

And   fer just $5   dollars we have my bottle of special  elixir. . .  what do  ya mean you saw me dipping bottles in the spittoon,    Minor details  my friends.  . . .

Tonys twoguns. . . 

[Oaktree]

@tonys 

Got my farmer on again. I got hubby to help me build a large metal garden bed. Didn’t realise that it was going to be so large though. Blooming thing holds 729 Litres. Gonna cost me a fortune for the soil to put in it. Not sure where I am going to put it yet. Gonna get some weed mat to put under it. Might look into getting a delivery of soil. I am excited for spring to come so that I can grow my tomatoes. Have about 5 months to wait… ho hum! 
Talking about chocolate and cavities, I think I need to see the dentist. I think a tiny bit of my tooth fell out the other night. Might need a filling. Now when I eat chocolate it hurts a bit. Give me another whiskey- she’ll be right mate!

@Sophia1 and @LeChuck 

How are you guys today?

Today started out sunny but it’s raining now. Glad I am safely inside with a jacket on. Bit worried about my seeds outside. Hope that the rain doesn’t get too heavy and move them all around in their tub. 

Looking forward to hearing from you all.

Meggle

[tonys]

@Oaktree   Well . . .   If you fire up that big iron tub, . .    I'll have to close my doors.  competition eh.  

Actually Meggle,    you have to make sure you have good drainage.  Soil  tends to pack tight in containers.   We  get composts that they make at the tip.  A  ute load of that is not to dear.

Fine pine bark is the best.   Its cured and last for a while in the pot. but since the fires,  good potting mixes like Searles professional grade are hard to find.  A cheap potting mix can be improved by adding soaked coco peat,  and fine or medium grade vermiculite.  Well rotted cow poo in the top six inches,  .  .  and  stand back.  If you start things in small pots on the side,  so you keep the garden full.   Then it will soon pay for itself.  happy farming. . .

@Sophia1    Is a keen gardener too. So  I recon she will chuck her 2 bits on the bar.

Hey Sophia,  If you can tag me from the thread your on next week,  would be good.

I  forgot how to find it without answering a post.  Hope you are well my friend.  Talk soon.

Lioness,      @Former-Member  is leaving us all. He started that thread of his which was so good,  till well you remember. . .   sad day for me,   well  ,  for us all  really.  Look forward to hearing from you Sophia.

Tonys  mb 1