Sounds like youve been diggin in the council archives.  Think a few may have got pulled but they did stay up a day or two.  A pleasant change.

Think  the mainland turn a bit of a blind eye.   While I'm busy in this town,  least I'm not   wreaking havoc in the bible belt.    Now   Before ya start,  .  . .  Dont get me wrong folks .  I like the 

bible as much as the next feller.   But ya gotta soak it in tobacca juice for a week before ya can digest it.  .  . .

Um   @Sophia1   You want a leg or a wing.

Gimme    a bottle.  .  .    I'm a going. . .    upstairs..   nite   ya all.      @Oaktree  some respect 

please,   use a hanky.  .  . !