Marrakesh market in Morocco!

Yeah! And do you remember the 'Dentists,' Sitting cross-legged alonside their baskets of collected, already-pulled teeth. And their tools...knives and pliers!

I went for a long walk; out of the Medina, to the suburbs. Along the way I began to collect a growing posse of children.As they followed me, they were cheering and clapping.

Eventually I stopped to watch a bunch of teenagers playing a scratch game of soccer on a dry dirt pitch.They invited me to play with them. I can play a bit, so I was very happy to join in.

Every time I got the ball my new crew got very excited, and when I scored a goal, the celebrations were wild.

That must be what it's like to be Ronaldo, Rooney, Beckham, Messi...

Now, if I could, I would employ a Mariachi band to follow me around when I wanted to make an impression.